Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
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I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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