He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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