Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
you traded sex for a burrito?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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