Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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