my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
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as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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