Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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