I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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