No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
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We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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