All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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