You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
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I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
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I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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