forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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