i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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