Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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