I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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