All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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