he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
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I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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