I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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