Don't you send me to vm
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
