Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
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I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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