I accidentally had phone sex last night
We named our party play list daddy issues
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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