I'm jealous of your bromance
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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