I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
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It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
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I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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