i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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