I wish I only lived at night.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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