whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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