then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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