he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
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I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
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I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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