Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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