You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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