Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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