they need to just BURY HIM!
my shit smells like andre
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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