Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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