so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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