Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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