If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
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