You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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