my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
His hands were made for my vagina.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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