Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
