Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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