I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
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I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
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Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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