He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
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I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
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Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
He did a backflip because drugs
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