Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
wakey wakey hands off snakey
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
