1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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