he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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