you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
He did a backflip because drugs
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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