We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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