So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
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WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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