I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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