Just fell off a train. Bad.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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she pinky promised me she was 18
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
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The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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