i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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