im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
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You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
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Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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