I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
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I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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