I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
