I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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