I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
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How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
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Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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