Apparently you make a good broom.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He better not be in your backpack
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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