Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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